Today in my research class my professor shared the following list and it reminded me of you (my students). In fact, all my professors remind me of you — so, I guess one of the possibilities for your future might be university professor.
Dr. Denny attributed it to William Saffire of the New York Times from Fumblerules. I did a little more research and found that various forms are posted on the internet, so I’ll have to get a copy of the book itself to find the real deal, but the idea is from Saffire, in the section “Fumblerules of Grammar”.
Here’s that list — helpful when writing an expository paper, such as a thesis or dissertation:
Avoid run-on sentences they are hard to read.
No sentence fragments.
It behooves us to avoid archaisms.
Also, avoid awkward or affected alliteration.
Don’t use no double negatives.
If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times: Resist hyperbole.
Avoid commas, that are not necessary.
Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
Writing carefully, dangling participles should not be used.
Kill all exclamation points!!!!
Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Take the bull by the hand, and don’t mix metaphors.
Don’t verb nouns.
Never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
A writer must not shift your point of view.
Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences, as of 10 or more words, to their antecedents.
Everyone should be careful to use a singular pronoun with singular nouns in their writing.
Steer clear of incorrect forms of verbs that have snuck in the language.
Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided.
Write all adverbial forms correct.
Last but not least, avoid clichés like the plague.